Uwe Boll wants to beat you beat

What little pain than December 28, for sadly true that this news would you like a glove. The “filmmaker ‘German, that arouse more hatred than anything else among critics and viewers, for his cinematic adaptations of video games (House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, BloodRayne …) has decided to challenge their detractors to a boxing match .

Is so sad, and surreal, can sometimes be life.

The friend confirms Boll so insane with its old style campaign staff: “I’m sick of people lambasting my movies over the Internet without having seen them. Many journalists make value judgments based on one or two thousand Internet reviews. Half of those opinions come from people who have never seen the film. “

As such, his conduct of wanting to break his face other than saying he is entirely justified. Sure, five hundred negative opinions mean nothing. Poor Uwe Boll, is a misunderstood artist.

More Xbox 360 backward-compatible games

The buyers of the 360 ​​who were pleasantly surprised when they saw that not all Xbox games work on your new console will be pleased to know that the list of backward compatible titles is increasing every day.

27 new Xbox games will work with the new firmware update for the 360. In addition, Microsoft is behaving, and allows users without Xbox Live to download the software from its official website, so then burn it to CD and upload it to the memory of your machine.

Then you have the list, which stressed the great LEGO Star Wars, do you believed he was talking about Doom 3?

• 4 × 4 EVO 2
• Amped 2
• Bad Boys 2
• Big Mutha Truckers
• DOOM 3
• Dreamfall: The Longest Journey
• Fatal Frame
• FlatOut
• Grabbed by the Ghoulies
• Intellivision Lives
• LEGO Star Wars
• Minority Report
• MLB Slugfest 20-04
• The Punisher
• RalliSport Challenge
• Silent Hill 4: The Room
• Spawn Armageddon
• Spider-Man
• Star Wars Battlefront
• State of Emergency
• Zapper

The Pac-Caspocalipsis-Episode 2

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Poor mortal. Still do not know the new “success” of the internet? More than ten people have seen, not counting various domestic animals such as dogs, cats, canaries, baby … the audience is growing !!!

Health experts say that seeing The Pacman thin and lowers cholesterol among other things, because it contains a very high rate of bifid assets, liabilities and julandrones. Some go further, saying that if you contemplate a hundred times an episode you see the Virgin Mary. However, Jesus commanded us an e-mail to deny it.

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Oh! Love! Our staunchest fans show their love to us in the comments of the blog. One even wants to create a movement (Movimiento Anti-Frikista or MAF) in our honor! What more could we ask? Well, made to order, a raise, an apartment in Tenerife, being a tutor at a girls boarding …

Juan Carlos and his problems with Ankh

Juan Carlos sent me an interesting mail that raise a concern, as I get bored, I decided to answer:

Hello majete:
Look, I start to cause problems from the beginning … lol. Let’s see if I
can help: I ​​downloaded the game ANKH and, in principle, it works
well. Get a peueña introduction in which the characters are cast in the
pyramid and discovered the burial chamber of King Esacarabajo.
Well, at that time, the girl asks the protagonist a beer and is
then when I get the player sitting, breathing and moving
legs and head, with the vessels Canepa (or whatever they’re called) behind
him, but I can not do anything with it. I get the cursor to
walking, but does not obey any order
What I do at that point? Is something wrong? I hope I can
help. Thank you very much.
Juan Carlos.

Dear Juan Carlos, I inform you that your problem (I mean the one that you, not your obvious lack of lights) is probably due to have a pirated copy of the game. And they say that is the same as the original software pirate, eh? At least to me, if I have the original game, it gives me the problem you mention.

Now came the point where you start getting really, but I just saw you do something interesting on TV … well, interesting, interesting enough to not feel like I keep talking to you. Yes, ads.

Now, if anyone else has questions, write them on the forum Ask us or send e-mail locomecocos@terra.com

The Pac-Man: Episode 3-Kill Boll-

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Rejoice, rejoice, leap joyfully! Comes the third episode of The Pacman, the only clean program of games, recyclable and biodegradable.

So much heat is affecting the few neurons that remain. So we decided to publicly accept the challenge of German film director Uwe Boll, who is to become involved with smacks in a boxing ring with anyone who criticizes his films. We are pleased to introduce our champion Victor “Ivan Trago” Martínez, the candidate selected from thousands of hopefuls from all over Spain. It has everything you need to bite the dust Boll. 1.80 tall, 82 kilos of pure muscle and 2.5 diopters in each eye.

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Ivan Trago, is the champion of Pacman. He is a master of boxing. In addition, the Force has no secrets for him, which is able to master Jedi Master. Swallow is a movie buff and gamer geek who deserve punishment as Dr. Boll for destroying so popular video game series as Alone in the Dark and House of Dead.

All of this will ring you laugh, and more coming from us, but we’ll see if the same opinion Mr. Boll when you read the e-mail we sent to his production and his official fan club, with the English version video-challenge.

Support our Champion. Spread the url of the video challenge by the network. Because Ivan has a target drink … … KILL BOLL

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Wallpaper Kill Boll (Spanish) Wallpaper Kill Boll (Inglés)

Kids Games to Download

Hello everyone. Luckily, the prison where I’m locked allowed to write letters, so I decided to use my free time to continue cheering your pathetic existence with my supreme wisdom.

On this occasion I decided Olga36 resolve a question that I asked the following:

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I have a 6 year old and I would like to download free games, but not how to do it, you can help me

Dear Gloria. Have not you seen on TV and the games are demonic? You should not let your child started in an area as dangerous as the video game or turn into a vicious criminal entity.

That said, you can find free games on http://descargas.terra.com Simply write in the search: “childish.” You will come from educational games such as the Children’s Workshop (which teach children the names of animals and you can download here) to no more games like Tennis Titans (you can download here).

Of course, especially watch out for the games you download, lest you end up seeing your six-year tender shoot to kill sheep enjoys playing with a lawn mower.

Now, if anyone else has questions, write them on the forum Ask us or send e-mail loscomecocos@terra.com

Pacman Episode 4-The Return of the Rabbit

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Another week, we present a delivery of The Pacman. An epic saga, by whose copyrights are fighting caliber celebrities George Lucas and José Luis Moreno. A Spielberg told him no, because trying to do an American remake called The Pacman, with Jim Carey making Harmful Rabbit and playing George Michael Werner Bruda.

The Pacman is a television program that you should not miss. Loves the Dalai Lama, and that he has no idea pajolera Spanish. Are you going to go against an Asian guy with shaved coconut, orange dress with a sheet? Think that if you’re bad, you could reincarnate into Zidane, one of the most beloved in Spain on Tuesday 27 June.

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By the way, Pedro Almodovar’s also interested in Pacman, but we do not just like the new approach would give the program. The fact that Werner was the absolute star for example, or Eric and Joan had to submit the intro and bounce naked in a Turkish bath, and body smeared in oil, aroused our suspicion …

In search of epic day

It’s funny how we look at the games that that life gives us … successes, risky adventures, and violence (Yes, I said violence).
And we all like living easy … a little of this, a little of that, and whenever we want, why go through life hero is very tired.

Have you stopped to think what life would be a video game hero? First, Mario, which is more moonlighting that Venezuelan telenovela actors smashing turtles … now, now playing tennis, now fighting Nintendo characters … and that managing it all with his work as a plumber.

And what do you think of Snake? Between doses of substances that would set off alarms in the Tour de France doping while he was in Abu Dhabi, and the missions that seem to never end, has aged very badly the poor.

But perhaps the most flagrant case is that of Lara. Behind the facade of rich heiress who does what he wants and does not stop adventures lies a disorder girl who grew up without parents, never had real friends, and was not aware of any relationship.

Come, it is clear that being a hero of game does not compensate, so you better embody a few hours and meet our daily needs epic.

Baron Nodoyuna

Sonic 15th Anniversary

The blue hedgehog recently turned 15. The June 23 to be exact, Sega unveiled the big news media. To celebrate our Sonic, after so many years making war, is still in adolescence, its creators plan to launch a new range of games featuring its mascot.

It will be me who want to blame Sega cashing anniversary of his creature, other companies operate their characters over and over again (I’ve heard Megaman?), Without employing an excuse to justify theft.

Of the new Sonic games, there are two remakes. One officer, Sonic The Hedgehog Genesis is a recreation of the first and great adventure, ironically for the Nintendo Game Boy Advance.
Yes, the console of his nemesis Mario. I wonder how long will it be before we see Sonic as a fighter in an episode of Smash Bros, to Solid Snake has been fooled.

The other remake, this time for PS3, will the unexpected title of Sonic The Hedgehog (plain), which has a great pint I must say … well what little we saw at E3 2006.

The point of this story is that Sonic is fireproof. It remains a living icon of a golden era for the game you can never forget. I wonder if people will remember that Master Chief pelandrusca of Bloodrayne or fifteen years …

Ad racist “white PSP?

It is said that the end justifies the means, and the important thing is to talk about an / a but is wrong. I prefer to go unnoticed, before seeing how I get to give birth.

I guess the marketing of Sony Europe will be uploaded to the head on this, or maybe they are masochistic and want to be fired, because the beautiful European advertising campaign has begun to promote the output of the white PSP in our continent, kids leaves me speechless.

The ad in question shows an albino model with lousy pint of death, clutching the face of a black girl, while looking down. The text reads: “PlayStation Portable White is coming.” Benetton believed that they were the kings of bad taste, and while still holding the title, this Sony does not fall short.

Congratulations, you got what you wanted, all we will talk about you.

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